before I get to the recipe...I have a question....I guess it's just for the guys, but ladies feel free to be disgusted....Who has had sex with a fat chick...Don't be shy...I've done a couple chunky butts in my day.....Like we say at the Fish House..."Whatever It Takes."
So I was thinking about a couple fatty moments the other day, and I have to say that the couple of fat ones I had were good....But the one thing I was thinking about in particular was, doing it in the reverse cowgirl position...This is a favorite of mine...So let's say you're with a fatty, in this position, and she's got so much of a roll, that as she's riding you, that fat is caressing/smacking your balls...I have to tell you it felt good....So who's with me...Who's done some chubby chasing in their days...Liars...You know you've done it...and now you're thinking about, and how you liked it...Ha!
How about some corn chowder?
1 large onion diced
1 green pepper diced
1 red pepper diced
6 stalks of celery diced
8-10 potatoes peeled, and cubed or diced
8 strips of bacon chopped (optional, but I recommend it)
1 T minced garlic
1 T oregano
1T basil
1 t thyme
1 t crushed red pepper flakes
2 C vegetable stock
2- 5 lbs. of corn (the amount is up to you based on how much of a corn flavor you want, and how much you want to sh!t the next day)
4 qrts. heavy cream
S & P
Saute bacon...Let it get crisp, add onions, celery, and peppers...Simmer for 3 minutes....add garlic, oregano, basil, thyme, crushed red pepper flakes, stir, simmer for 3 minutes....Add stock...simmer for 5 minutes....add potatoes...Add S & P to taste....let simmer for 5 minutes....Add heavy cream....let simmer for 5 minutes...Add corn...Let simmer for 20 minutes....Check seasoning....
Enjoy.
Later the Beeze.
16 comments:
can't say that i ever had sex with a fat chick or a fat guy beeze. i'm a lean meat type a chicka! my brother used to like heavy D chicks, we used to tease him & ask him if he rolls em in flour & looks for the wet spot LOL!
thanx for the recipe, you are rockin my kitchen HARD!
Hey, as I guy I know that most of us have had that...Oh what the hell night before...Followed by the what the f**k did I do morning...Sometimes you have to break out the flour.
That "roll in flour and look for the wet spot" is fucking hilarious.
I am so grossed out right now.
HA
glad to be of service doll!
tis true, my poor bro took alot of abuse over his heavy D's....but hey, it's all in fun!
beeze babe, i've had plent of WTF nights. with the HUBBY yet LMAO!!!
go figure that one out LMFAO!
Oh, I know what you're saying...I've had some what the f**k were you thinking mornings with the Mrs. (that would be her saying what the f**k were you thinking.)
exactly, waking up, bent up like a pretzel HURTS dammit!
plus, you're all sticky from the chocolate sauce, and whipped cream...Some messy nights followed by some serious clean up in the morning...and strange "where the f**k did you learn that" looks.
whipped cream makes me break out, i'm into honey, warm though not cold!
but yeah drunk sex is hella fun, till the next morning LOL! i love beer breath in my face at 7AM, he's gonna kill me , but he does have some funky beer breath LMFAO!
Yeah sometimes her breath smells like she was licking an a$$...Oh wait...she was...
I'm gonna be trouble for that one.
DAYUMMMMMMMMMMM poor Mrs. Beeze!!!
i hope u scrubbed good b4 that, LMFAO! no dingleberry's!!
We spray each other down really good before that...Nothing ruins breakfast like picking a diggleberry out of your teeth.
FKKKKKKK that was just hella funny!!
pick em & fling em LMFAO!
we are 2 sick puppies u know that ~
that's good though, someone's gotta be twisted huh ;0
I feel that we are just keepin' it real...Real f**ked up...I'm falling behind in my reading, but it's worth it.
real is the only way to be, ppl. don't like it they can hit the fricken bricks!
i'm logging off, going to help the hubby tie a load on LMAO!
now that i have all these good ideas for tonight from your blog LMAO!
layta tater!
Oh. I feel kinda nauseous. I think the girl in the first picture is really pretty, though. (Ugh. I hate myself. I'm getting really neurotic and need to leave this post immediately!!)
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