TFtFH: The tale of Saintly Sally

So I've been neglecting the Tales From the Fish House...So it's time to get back to sharing the silliness that I've experienced in my life in the restaurant business...

Saintly Sally was a nice attractive young gal who worked at the Fish House...She was often uncomfortable about the topics we discussed...Most of us folks in the business are f*cked in the head...Or a little twisted...Or like me...Just straight up perverts...And we're not afraid to share any detail of our life, or some messed up story we heard...

Sally had a hard time with this...She was raised in a very religious household....She was very uptight...And it was suspected that she may be that rare creature known as a virgin....

Now before we go further...You have to understand...I'm a perv...I need to get off...Before I was married, with two children...I would beat it at least twice a day...Even if I got some that day or, night...I was squeezing off another round...I still make sure to break one off every day...It's good for ya! And I ain't blind yet!

That said...I've called the good old spank lines in my day...As a matter of fact, I really use to like them...A gal named Kayla was my favorite...She was good at her craft...

I'm not bullshittin' ya...Eventually that all ended...Mrs. Beeze made me put on a 900 blocker on the phone, and watched the credit cards....That happened because of a $200+ phone bill....It was during that period after you have a baby and you're not aloud to bone...And really after you see your child come out of your wife's hatchet wound, well you want that thing to heal up...

-

So back to our tale....Before I was forced to stop hitting the spank lines...I actually believe this was before Mrs. Beeze...I had called one of my favorite lines...It cost 69 cents a minute...Go figure!

-

So we're getting to it...And well time is money...When it's phone sex, I don't need foreplay...I'm already prepped...Time is money! So I tried to get this gal moving along...She got pissy and yelled 'BEEZE!' But it was in a different tone...A tone I knew...That I had heard before...That I had heard from an uptight, holy-roller at work....I said..."SALLY!?! Is that YOU?"

The response was something to the affect of...'uuhm...um...I have to go now."

Sally didn't work at the Fish House much longer...She couldn't look me in the eye...I of course was proud of this event...And you bet I shared it with gang!

Now How about a recipe...

Chicken and Andouille Gumbo....

(this makes a shit load)

3 green peppers diced

3 red peppers diced

1 head of celery diced

1 onion diced

5 lbs. chicken (pre-roast it in the oven with just a little oil, and S & P...Then chop it.)

5 lbs. Andouille sausage (pre-cook it in oven...then cut into half moons.)

3 cups of olive oil

4 cups flour

1 large can of tomato strips

4 qrts. chicken stock

1 T oregano

1T thyme

2 T garlic

1 T paprika

4 T Cajun spice

1-2 lbs of cut okra

S & P

In a large pot (the wider the better) get your oil hot....add flour.(this is a roux)...Stir it continuously until it is dark brown...Add your chopped veggies (except okra) and garlic, and saute them in that mess....add herbs, and spices...Add Chicken stock...Let simmer for 20-30 minutes...Add tomatoes...let simmer for 5 minutes...add chicken and andouille...Simmer for 10 minutes...Add okra...Let simmer another 10- 20 minutes....Check flavor.....

Eat...Enjoy...Have sex...Or call a spank line!

Later, The Beeze.