It's that time of year...The time when some us are looking for any reason to fire up the grill...The time when we are looking for any excuse to get together with friends, drink and stuff our faces with some BBQ...
So being a fan of the cookout...And being a fan of silly Facebook quizzes...I thought I'd put one together, just about the Backyard BBQ...
1. Charcoal or Gas? CHARCOAL
2. Beer, wine or liquor? BEER
3. Are women aloud near the grill? NO
4. Listen to music or baseball game? MUSIC...THE INDIANS SUCK
5. Paper plates? YES
6. Plastic silverware, the real stuff, or your hands? REAL STUFF UNLESS IT'S JUST BURGERS OR FINGER FOOD
7. When you've been drinking (maybe too much) and you get a little warm...Do you dip your junk in the kiddie pool...Or stumble through a sprinkler? KIDDIE POOL
8. When having cookout sex...Do you do it on the picnic table...In the grass...or the hood of the car? HOOD OF THE CAR AND GRASS9. Do you use any left over BBQ sauce in the sex acts? YES
10. Besides the sex...What do you prefer for dessert? STRAWBERRY PIE
That's it...Read and Respond...
Later, The Beeze.
1 comments:
1. Gas. It's quicker and I can get back to my guests.
2. As sissified as this sounds - none.
3. Absolutely, the hotter the better.
4. Baseball Game.
5. No.
6. The Real Stuff.
7. None - I have an inground pool next to the grill, so I jump in.
8. Can't do it - too many freaking people and in such a small town, that's never a good idea.
9. See #8
10. Ambrosia, Ice Cream, or Strawberry Shortcake.
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